Due to the large number of brand spanking new content being submitted and then voted to the top of the newgrounds top 50 I've composed a bit of sarcasm to fill some of my reviews.

Even with the few exceptional pieces floating to the top most of the time their mediocre in humor (it's always humor) and quality in comparison to many other works.

So again with all this in mind I've composed a review with I intend to look back on every time I witness someone rising to the top. And I'll use it if I feel it's any thing less than stellar. Because from some of the reviews and scores I'm seeing this year everything is the bees knees especially if it's been on the front page.

Review is as follows with special help from AOL translator.

LIEK WOW THES FLASH SI DA BST FLASH I HAEV AVER SEN ON TEH INT3RNETS!!1!! WTF CAN I HAEV UR AU2GRAPH DUDE!11!1!1 WTF THES WAS SO 2TALY AEWSOMA AND DAS3RV3D 2 B IN TEH 2P 50 OVER 3VARYTHNG ELS3 IN TEH WORLD!1!!11 WTF LOL UR SO COL!1!!1!11 OMG I LUV THES SHIT MAN!!!!1 WTF LOL O WOW TAHT WAS SOME AEWSOMA FLASH!1!1! OMG WTF LOL

Maybe I won't use it, maybe I will. But it should send a message, "delete my post", I think?

meh

I felt like archiving this sucker for posterity

At 5/19/09 4:06 AM, FandomTeenFeMaleNewgrounderNameWithhel d wrote:
: So what your gunna get me kicked off or something? Wow I believe that makes you worse than me. Do you really have nothing better to do? A girlfriend? A friend of some sort? A life even? Come on you must have something better to do then get people kicked off and it really doesn't matter to me anyways because there is life outside the internet. And by the way the only reason I bitched and complained was because I was bedridden and so very bored. What else was I gunna do? Really? I only posted that so I could get a response and what an interesting reaction it was I must say. You were by far the most fun. Most people don't tell me off so I must applaud you for that. I guess Newgrounds is a whole new playing field. So report me if you want but just remember that I can always make a new account :)
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: Bye :)
: {Paige} ~Vampire without the Fangs~

You misunderstand me. I was implying that your swine flu might kill you. That way we the good viewers of newgrounds could enjoy our distasteful flash games and cartoons without having to come across adolescent newcomers and also that a submission can earn an honest vote rather than the frequently over used five or zero. Because we all know that in the world of the under aged there is no gray area, only "AWESOME" or "bored now".

And don't pretend you were trolling the locals. I don't believe you're capable even IF you are a woman.

Add: I'd like to point out that the reviewer got butthurt over a game. Started by claiming to have contracted swine flu. Turns out it was all made up, due to bordom. Tag a bitch for going into a slapfest about something that doesn't matter and they'll become the victim followed then by a 180. I especially liked how she/it reacted here with an attack on my personal life. "No girlfriend, no life". It's their big gun. Their final solution. Hurts a bitch don't it gentlemen?

had to post just so I could use and remember those neat little smileys stamper must have made.

Newgrounds should get a reskin more often, I could get used to this.

I think you have to understand this not as an argument against meat but the quality of life of that meat. There's new trend in this country and around the world to raise livestock in a free-range environment rather than the mass production methods of the last century.

The alternative is not to stop eating meat but to inform our government and organizations that we hold higher standards for the treatment of animals, which die without choice for our cause.

I request that you all not be so short sighted in your meat lovers or animal rights view point. There is a median point but you refuse to see it.

It was an interesting game, clever yet inappropriately forceful delivery; poor handling with controls.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
470028

It just seemed like you were grabbing for anything purely because of a deep seeded dislike of McCain, not because he's stupid or morally broken. It wasn't funny and there wasn't that much material in the piece and you don't have to be a McCain supporter to see that. It seemed hastily constructed and very uncomplicated; there wasn't much to look at it seemed compared to earlier pieces in the series. In future it's better to stick with those people and concepts that truly are broken. In this all you pointed out was that McCain is old, tired and angry.

Now that the election is over I'm hoping we'll all get over the last eight years and try develop some sort of national unity. We all certainly have something to be excited about now and I hoping my fellow Obama supporters will treat McCain supporters with respect and understanding. And I hope that all those who voted McCain or for any other third party candidate will be willing to open their eyes to the possibility that our next president won't just be a president of democrats. We have worthy representation now and I think we'll all come to see that soon.

I like to hope that I'll be joining in on a different level soon.